Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A Pledge for the Tea Party Faithful


March 31st, 2010

Dear Tea Party Friend,
Please sign this pledge:

I,________________, as a member of the Tea Party, pledge that I will not use “socialist” programs such as Social Security, Medicare, other medical coverage provided by the Feds. I will not take out loans from the Feds. I will not use the Federal highways, roads, fire departments, the 911 emergency
 system, police departments or programs of any type benefiting from Federal funds. I will not accept protection from the Armed Forces.
I will not use libraries,
schools, cell or land phones since they use Federal money. I will avoid television, radio stations, and the internet. I will not use Federal workers to guide my plane to an airport, or use public transportation.
I will avoid anything that uses Federal money, including free wood from national forests, hunting land, fishing resources,
and camp grounds in national parks. I will also take a chance on the food I eat and the water I drink, since I will have to test them myself along with the wastewater leaving my property.
If I am using or benefiting from any Federal program, I will immediately stop and repay the money.

Sincerely,______________ Date___________


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